Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s
#1 rule: never cry over a fuckboy
When your friend says they’ve never been high before so you gotta smoke them up properly
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.